Collection: Uncle Skunks Drinks

Shopping Uncle Skunks Drinks at ShipSips

Uncle Skunks Drinks brings together hemp-derived Delta-9 THC drinks that are third-party lab tested and sold to adults 21+ only. Mix anything on this shelf into a Bundle & Save order for automatic savings, confirm delivery on where we ship, and review lab results anytime.

New to the format? Start with the FAQ or browse guides on formats, labels, and legality.

Every ShipSips order can combine Hometown Hero, Uncle Skunks, Torch, Wyld, Habit, Liquid Lava, Sherpa, Willie's, Looper, and Not Your Bakery. Free shipping thresholds apply on qualifying carts, and we ship the same day. Prefer a full index? Use the site map or all products.

How to compare drinks on this shelf

Start with the label. Every product card lists the milligrams of THC per container, and multi-serving containers — 100mg sodas, syrups, and resealable bottles — list servings per container too. Products here run from 2mg cans to 750mg multi-serving syrups, so check both numbers before you buy.

Then pick a format. Seltzers and sparkling waters are crisp and low-calorie, sodas and lemonades lean sweeter, and syrups and drink mixes are made for stirring into lemonade, tea, or a zero-proof cocktail.

Every product page lists the exact cannabinoid content, servings, and a link to the third-party certificate of analysis for that batch.

Bundle savings stack across the whole store, so a mixed cart across brands and formats reaches the tiers fastest: $5 off at $50, $15 at $100, $30 at $200, $50 at $250, and $125 at $500, applied automatically with no code.

What "lab tested" means when we say it

Every product on this page links to a certificate of analysis from an independent, accredited laboratory — a document we review before the product is listed, not after.

The certificate confirms three things worth caring about: that the Delta-9 content matches the label to analytical tolerance, that the product sits at or under the 0.3% dry-weight limit that makes it federally legal hemp, and that the safety panels for pesticides, heavy metals, solvents, and microbials all pass.

When a brand issues a new batch, the link updates; when documentation lapses, the product leaves the shelf until it catches up.

The full library lives on our lab results page, and if reading chromatography reports is not your hobby, our FAQ translates the important rows into English.

Delivery, returns, and the rules of the road

Orders from this collection dispatch the same day, every day, to adults 21 and over in the 20 legal states listed on where we ship — checkout will not accept an address outside the zone, which protects both of us.

Standard shipping is $5.99 and free past $55. If anything arrives damaged or wrong, a photo and your order number within seven days gets it replaced or refunded with no return shipment; unopened products return within 30 days.

Two house rules we never bend: keep every THC product away from anyone under 21 and from pets, and never drive after consuming one.

For everything else — flavor advice, bundle recommendations, wholesale questions — the contact page reaches a person who answers within a business day.